Hollywood power couple “Jenny from the Block” Lopez and Alex “Roid Rage” Rodriguez have been gracing the media with plenty of PDA lately. From red carpet events to courtside seats at the Lakers game, the dynamic duo have been dating since the beginning of 2017. Although they seem happy with their current relationship, we still have some questions for the couple: How does A-Rod put up with Lopez’s fame? How does J.LO deal with Rodriguez’s lying, cheating past? Will the fourth marriage be a charm for Lopez? But, the most important question that we have to ask: Who the hell is the bigger diva? Let’s find out if it’s true that ‘Love Don’t Cost a Thing!’
We’ll start off with J.Lo, since she fits the traditional diva mold. It’s been rumored that her list of demands upon performing is not only exorbitant and excessive, but ridiculous. During a BBC interview in 2001, Lopez requested nine separate dressing rooms to prepare for a one-on-one interview. We presume two for her ass and seven for her personality!
Recently, she was supposed to perform in India at a cricket match, but her list of demands including: a private plane and hotel rooms for 90 of her entourage were just too much. Let’s not forget the time she demanded ‘plain M&Ms’ as part of a two-page list of requirements during a 2007 stay in London. On top of all that, her famous Fiat commercial was not even filmed in her hometown of the Bronx as implied in the advertisement. Lopez actually had it written into her contract that she wouldn’t have to film outside the West Coast!
But by far the funniest Diva moment from Lopez was in 2002, when she hired a professional nipple tweaker to keep her nice and perky while filming the “Jenny From the Block” music video. Um… what? That’s a real job? Apparently the guy had a bucket of ice and used a special technique to keep the singer aroused throughout the entire shoot! I wonder how you get into that profession? No, seriously. It’s not rhetorical. Please someone get me a job as a nipple tweaker.
Anyways, it looks like J-Lo has set the competition bar pretty high, but let’s see what Rodriguez brings to the plate. A-rod has always exuded arrogance on the diamond, even acting oblivious as to why people reporters wrote bad things about him – stating“[is it because] I’m good-looking, I’m biracial, I make the most money, I play on the most popular team…” Clearly, A-rod’s delusion falls into the Diva category.
Then there was the whole lying and cheating scandal when it came to steroids in baseball, but eh, that’s not so much diva as douchebag. Still, he’s got the collection of unnecessary cars, ‘holier-than-thou’ persona, and even has been photographed kissing himself in the mirror – what’s more diva than that?
Finally, who’s the bigger diva? Well, they are – A.Lo, J-Rod, LoRod or whatever the hell you want to call them – are the ultimate diva as a couple. Just stay out of there way and let’s watch the future trainwreck from a distance!