Britney’s Body Is Back Baby!

4th Annual Hollywood Beauty Awards held at the Avalon Hollywood
Featuring: Britney Spears
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 27 Feb 2018
Credit: Sheri Determan/

It’s Britney bitch!  The polarizing pop star has had her ups and downs since her time at the top of the charts – but now it seems like she’s back and better than ever.

The 36-year-old singer has taken over social media the past year, posting her ripped gym-mirror-selfies for her nearly 20-million followers.  From the duck lips to the motivational quotes to the stuck-out-booty shots, the ‘Britney Army’ cannot get enough of their leader’s fitness obsession.

Recently, she posted a pic on Instagram rocking some of the smallest, white booty shorts that we have ever seen!  Even fellow over-privileged white chick and singer, Miley Cyrus, joined in on the Britney praise, commenting “Yasss.”

Found my white booty shorts 😉😉😉😉

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Spears may not be working it on stage like she used to, but instead of waiting for her next album to drop, fans are glued to their phones, awaiting her next stunning gym-selfie!

Over the past few year, Britney has slimmed down nearly 20 lbs.! Spears has been able to regain her famous washboard abs and fit body through some intense workout sessions. She credits her success in the gym to her stringent fitness routine and low-carb diet. On top of all that, she mixes in dancing, swimming, heavy-lifting , and even some functional training to round out a well-balanced routine.

Yet, not everyone is a fan of Britney’s rise back to dominance.  In April 2015, during her Las Vegas show at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino, Piece of Me, a crowd member took a verbal shot at Spears.  As you can see in this video, as Britney was headed off stage, the nasty heckler screamed “fat b*tch.” Britney responded in the best way possible, shouting back “f*cking a**holes.”

Back to the present though, where Britney’s booty shorts snap was posted conveniently around the same time as her ex-husband Kevin Federline’s 40th-birthday. The former backup dancer and deadbeat dad celebrated like only Kevin Federline would: at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club gentleman’s club in Las Vegas.  I guess there is nothing like a Sin City strip club to make you feel young again.

Kevin Federline celebrates his 40th Birthday and performs a DJ set in Las Vegas, United States.
Featuring: Kevin Federline
Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
When: 25 Mar 2018
Credit: DJDM/

But this big birthday bash came just weeks after Federline hired an attorney to negotiate his child support agreement with the popstar.  According to court documents obtained by E! News, Britney’s ex receives approximately $20,000 per month in child support for their two kids: 12-year-old Sean and 11-year-old Jayden.

Britney’s father and financial manager, Jamie Spears, is opposed to the increase in child support, but has since offered Kevin advice on budgeting.  Seeing as he’s K-Fed is making it rain at the strip club, we think he could use a strict spending plan!

Anyways, aren’t we all glad that everything in Britney’s bubble is back to normal?  Queen Spears has returned to being beautiful,sexy, and inspiring,  while her infamous d-bag ex-husband is still trying to make it rain in the strip club like a sleezeball.

Let’s not forget about those tantalizing white booty shorts that we’ve mentioned for the umpteenth time.  That tiny fabric has made one huge statement: Britney’s back bitch!


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