Most of us at some point in our lives has said something that made no sense at all. But celebrities have a public forum so their stupid quotes make headlines.
Let’s take a look at some of the more outrageous stupid things that Hollywood celebrities have uttered.
“People write to me and say, ‘I’m giving up. You’re not talking to me’. I just write them a simple message like, Never give up, you know? And it changes their life”. Wow! Justin should be a therapist. He’s so good!
“My di*k is sort of like a white supremacist”. We’re guessing John Mayer doesn’t like chocolate.
Socialite Paris Hilton asked, “What’s Wal-Mart? Do They Sell, like Wall Stuff?” Just wow!
“I can’t believe my grandmother’s making me take out the garbage. I’m rich…fu*k this. I’m going home. I don’t need this sh*t”.
Model and actress spoke for an anti-smoking campaign, stating, “Smoking Kills. If You’re Killed, You’ve Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life.”
Rapper Soulja Boy once said, “Hold up, shout out the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa. [Without them] , we wouldn’t be here to get this ice and tattoos.”
“For me, singing was real life, not two plus two equals four”. Hmmm…that statement doesn’t add up!
“I Think Gay Marriage Is Something That Should Be between a Man And a Woman.”
“I’ve Never Really Wanted to Go to Japan. Simply Because I Don’t like Eating Fish. And I Know That’s Very Popular Out There in Africa.”
“Maybe the reason I’m was so promiscuous and wanted to sleep with a lot of women, is that I love them so much”. Now we see why this hunk’s relationships don’t last very long.
“Whenever I Watch TV And See Those Poor Starving Kids All over The World, I Can’t Help but Cry. I Mean I’d Love to Be Skinny like That but Not with All Those Flies And Death And Stuff.”
Snoop Dogg aka Snoop Lion
“Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She’s thicker”. We doubt either one of these singers is considering that as a career choice.
“These jeans are my favorite part of the entire line. Because, like literally, this is going to be good for like Middle America”.
“I’m on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa.” Sadly, that’s the most normal thing she’s said in a while.
Christina asked, “So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
The real estate mogul previously said, “The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald”. Or do like he does and drape three hairs across your head. That’ll fool everyone!
“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books”. We never would have guessed!
“I didn’t like school was I was there, but I miss the social life in school. But that’s just something you have to give up. It’s way better performing and meeting celebrities and accomplishing your dreams than talking to a bunch of kids”.
“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is”. Tell that to the millions of people with lung cancer!
“My mother would kill me if I posed nude. She raised me with certain standards”. We’re sure she loves the nearly naked photos and weed pics too!
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people”. Yes, women aren’t very understanding.
“Tom Cruise has – we all have – the right to practice how we feel…Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad”.
Well damn, who can argue with that kind of logic?