Will Ferrell Wants To Buy Ben Stiller’s “Classy” Penis A Rolex


Comedian and actor Ben Stiller was honored at the American Cinematheque Awards last night, with his good pal Will Ferrell on hand to sing his praises.

Ferrell took the stage talk about how impressed he is with Stiller’s manhood.

The “Anchorman” star said to the crowd at the Beverly Hilton, “Few people know that Ben has one of the most marvelous, exciting and vibrant penises I’ve ever seen.”

“I’ve seen it in the shower, in urinals and one time he just wanted to show it to me,” Will continued. “And every time I’m struck by the same thing: ‘Wow, that is a terrific and classy d–k.'”

But, Will wanted everyone to know that Ben’s wiener knows when playtime is over and it’s time to get down to business.

“But don’t get me wrong,” Ferrell adds, “Sure, Ben’s penis is dashing, elegant, some call it fun, cute and cuddly at times, but when it’s time to go to work, that man gets the job done.

“The greatest gift of kindness I could bestow on a friend is to buy them a new Rolex. I would buy Ben Stiller’s penis a Rolex. That how much it means to me.”

Ferrell concluded, “So thank you for your talent, you’re friendship and your penis.”

Ben Stiller’s pal Jennifer Aniston was also present to honor the comedian at the ceremony.

Aniston, who was joined by her fiance actor Justin Theroux, presented a video of Ben’s onscreen romances, joking, “His package is surprisingly large. Very expansive, and its lasting power speaks for itself.”

Click thumbnails for larger pictures

Images: wenn.com


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here