Jessica Simpson Uses Huge Boobies To Avoid Parking Tickets

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Jessica Simpson admits she uses her God-given assets to her advantage, especially when it comes to getting out of a parking ticket.

Jessica Simpson, 30, has always had large breasts and finally realized they can get her out of a jam.

Simpson stated,   “I was well-endowed when I was in sixth grade. There’s no way to hide them, as much as you want to bandage your boobs down.

“Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets; show the girls and give a wink!”

We can’t blame Jessica…better use them while she can, before they are down to her knees.

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