Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis As Third Goddess


Actor Charlie Sheen has his eye on the gorgeous actress Mila Kunis and wants her to join his porn family as the third goddess.

“Black Swan” actress Mila Kunis has been invited by troubled actor Charlie Sheen to join his harem of women.

In Sheen’s Wednesday night performance of his comedy show “My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option”, Sheen said he’d like to make Mila Kunis one of his goddesses.

The actor told the crowd, “Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her… She’s pre-approved.”

And Sheen touched on Mila stating in a previous interview about stealing, saying,”I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. Who wouldn’t? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t because you can’t pay attention to her, you’re still f**king winning. You’re still winning at that moment.

“I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I’m going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super f**king hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t for you to come steal.”

Well at least Charlie Sheen has great taste!   Mila Kunis is stunning!

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