Charlie Sheen Fired From “Two and a Half Men”


Duh!   Not “winning” now!   Charlie Sheen has reportedly been fired from his hit comedy show “Two and a Half Men”.

Warner Brothers announced on Monday that they have fired troubled actor Charlie Sheen from”Two and a Half Men.”

Their statement read, “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on “˜Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately.”

Their spokesperson said they will make a decision about the future of the show at a later date.

Charlie Sheen responded by stating, “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.”

Sheen also adds, “It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension,” Sheen said in a statement. His lawyers said they planned to sue Warner Bros. Television.

CBS has yet to comment on Charlie Sheen’s firing.

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