Pete Doherty tops the list.

The list of Eleven Most Unsexiest Men was compiled by AOL’s The Cooler. They are:

11. Ben Stiller

10. Eric Dane

9. Ryan Phillipe

9. Josh Hartnett (number 9 is tied with 2 nominees)

8. Pete Wentz

7. James Blunt

6. Kevin Connolly

5. Howard Stern

4. Simon Cowell

3. Wilmer Vallderrama

2. Brandon Davis

1. Pete Doherty

This list was made up as a challenge to an earlier list done by Maxim magazine. Maxim announced their list called, “The Five Unsexiest Women Alive”. The original post is here. In case you have forgotten, they are:

5. Britney Spears

4. Madonna

3. Sandra Oh

2. Amy Winehouse

1. Sarah Jessica Parker

This list of unsexiest women was done using a yardstick. These women were faulted for their actions more than their looks. In other words, being a pain in the neck is unsexy.

It is a tradition for PEOPLE magazine to name the sexiest man alive annually. Esquire magazine would be naming the sexiest woman alive. For this year, Esquire has already chosen Charlize Theron to wear the crown.

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Source: The Cooler

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So the number 5 spot is definitely expected, although I would have prob put her closer to number 1.

5. Britney Spears

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet.

Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle.

Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy

Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

2. Amy Winehouse

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband

Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”

1. Sarah Jessica Parker

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas

Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.

direct source- MAXIM

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