Paul McCartney’s ex-wife Heather Mills confirmed on her Twitter page that her leg went sailing recently at the supermarket. Read more on this funny… we mean sad story below.

The former model, Mills, 41, said she fell after slipping on spilled milk in the grocery store.

‘Slipped on spilt milk whilst being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys,’ Heather wrote on Twitter.

‘Ended up on my ass, but they rescued my leg and me.’

Oh man, we wish there were photos of the incident.You notice how Heather says she was being followed by two teenage boys. Yeah, right!

Heather Mills lost her leg back in 1993 when hit by a police motorcycle.

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Heather Mills has a new business venture. She was bound by a gag order that prevented her from telling the truths about her former marriage to Paul McCartney. She will write her story as a fiction.

Heather Mills has been writing a rough draft for her proposed book. The plot is about a model who falls in love with a famous rock singer and marries him. This reads like a fiction that reflects somebody’s life.

Mills will be shopping around for a publisher. She wants an advance of $2 million before she will complete the writing. Mills will promote her book as a fiction. Although she may fool no one about the real story in the book, Mills will insist that her book is a fiction.

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Paul McCartney had a long and bitter divorce from his ex wife, Heather Mills. He wrote and recorded a ballad, My Soul, together with Nitin Sawhney. My Soul is a love song that is inspired by Heather Mills.

My Soul will be released in Nitin Sawhney’s new album, London Undersound, in October 2008. Sawhney said that My Soul tells the story of Paul McCartney’s divorce from his point of view. It is supposed to be a powerful and emotional song about a difficult period in his life.

The lyrics spoke of the shattered dreams, the regrets, the sorrows and the lack of privacy. Paul McCartney relayed the message that he felt sorry for his ex wife.

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Heather Mills’ publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has dropped her after 4 years. Elyzabeth released a statement to comment on her decision.

Michele Elyzabeth told an American TV program that Heather Mills thought she was God. She revealed that Mills had become an impossible person after her divorce from Paul McCartney. They had an argument and Mills called her stupid. Elyzabeth reminded Mills that she was not God and Mills responded by saying that she would never talk to Elyzabeth again.

Michele Elyzabeth revealed that she had reflected upon the recent events and understood the value of the writings from the British press about Heather Mills.

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Heather Mills has treated some 20 of her friends to an expensive holiday on a private luxury isle, Necker. One of these lucky few guests was Helen Bloomfield, a shop proprietor.

Mills has started spending her $50 million divorce settlement from Paul Mccartney.

Some guests in the holiday group were a vegan shoe designer, estate agent, photographer, interior designer, and a dozen other people. The occasion was to celebrate the end of her 4 year old marriage to Sir Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney has obtained the decree absolute for his divorce, on May 19 2008, just 5 days after being granted the decree nisi. Usually, the decree absolute takes 6 weeks to finalize. The judge in charge of the case could have ordered a speedy processing of the final legal papers.

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It appeared that Paul McCartney has not learnt his lesson. After 2 years of agony from divorce proceedings and $50 million later, he still wants to take his ex-wife Heather Mills on his next world tour.

Paul said that it was because he wanted to spend time with his daughter, Beatrice, 4, during his tour. He was willing to pay more money for flights and hotels. He wanted a deal with Heather to allow him to take Beatrice traveling so he was willing to pay for Heather to go along too.

The 2 year divorce battle had delayed Paul’s plan for his tour. This could possibly be his last tour.

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Kerry Packer’s son, James Packer, has denied that his father was involved with Heather Mills. Kerry died in 2005.

A Channel 4 documentary, “What Really Happened”, was made in UK. It claimed that Kerry Packer was one of Heather Mill’s rich clients who paid for her call girl services. Heather’s former friend and prostitute co-worker, Denise Hewitt, made the claim.

James Packer said that he doubted the claim. He stressed that it was a cheap shot at someone who could not defend himself since his father had died in 2005.

Heather Mills declined to comment on the documentary. It could be that she deemed it unwise to comment.

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Denise Hewitt was Heather Mills’ colleague and friend in the 1980s. She said that Heather Mills told her about using coercion and threats to force Paul McCartney to marry her.

Denise said that Heather made disparaging remarks abut Paul. Heather said that he was an old man with bigger tits than her.

Denise spoke about their former careers in prostitution. She said that Adnan Kashoggi, Kerry Packer and one of the Royal princes of Saudi Arabia were Heather’s clients. Heather supposedly could charm men and get them to fulfill her desires.

Heather has always denied that she was a call girl. However, she has never sued any media over the publications of stories about her past.

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Heather Mills was one of the celebrity judges at the Miss USA 2008 beauty pageant. As she took to the stage, the audience booed at her. Heather did not mind the heckling and got down to her business unperturbed. She was also unconcerned that her dress revealed an uneven cleavage.

Earlier, Heather had been over confident about her welcome in the US. She said that the reaction would be 99% positive. She said that she would love to settle down in the US but had to stay behind in the UK because of Beatrice. Beatrice had to be near her father, Paul McCartney.

Heather shrugged off the negative reactions. She said that she enjoyed herself. She was positive about the criticism as she said that there would always be some negative reactions.

Madonna showed her personal style here too.

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Heather Mills made an appearance on live TV. She made a few sarcastic comments on her ex-husband, Paul McCartney. She said that she wished his three girlfriends the best of luck.

Heather promised to resume her legal battle to get the transcripts of her divorce hearing made available to the public. She thought that the extracts of the judgement were biased. So she wished that the full transcript with a balanced perspective might be made known to all.

Heather admitted that she upset people wih her campaigns for truthful journalism, animals and the landmine treaty. She wanted to correct mis-conceptions about herself with revelations of the truth.

Heather was one of the judges for the Miss USA 2008 beauty pageant on NBC on Friday. The post is here.

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