Charlize Theron Would Like To Work With Michael Fassbender's Penis

Charlize Theron Would Like To Work With Michael Fassbender’s Penis

Charlize Theron, who recently adopted a baby boy from South Africa, was honored at last night’s Human Rights Campaign gala.

The beautiful actress accepted her Ally for Equality Award from Michael Fassbender and seemed to be focused on his junk.

Theron referenced Fassbender’s full-frontal nude scenes in “Shame” and jokingly said, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them.”

Charlize adds, “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

The Oscar-winning actress got serious as she spoke about her advocacy work in the LGBT community, saying, “Marriage equality is about more than just marriage. It’s about something greater. It’s about acceptance…I will always be your cheerleader and I will always be your friend.”

Charlize spoke about her newly adopted baby boy Jackson, saying, “He’s doing great. Its very hard for me to leave the house now so you know how important this is because I was like standing at the door going, ‘Ah, this is so hard!’”

Here is a VERY NSFW image of Michael Fassbender’s junk here.

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