Shia LaBeouf Says He Has A Small Peen (Photos)

Posted on May 16, 2009

Shia LaBeouf truly overshared with Playboy magazine in his interview. Shia talks about when he lost his virginity, and even about how he isn’t well-endowed. Say it isn’t so Shia! Read more below.

Shia LaBeouf had stated about thinking his mother was the perfect woman, and how he’d marry her if he could.

And now he tells of when he lost his virginity. “I was shaking in my boots,” he revealed.

“Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”

LaBeouf made the age-old mistake of attempting to copy a position he’d seen in a porno.

“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.

But the girl didn’t seem to mind and dated Shia for a while. “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***.”

It’s entertaining to hear intimate details of Shia’s life… but we can’t get past the face that he has a small penis.

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