This Guy Should Have Dated Rosy Palm & Her Five Sisters!
Posted on August 8, 2008
Looking at this photo, you probably wonder what is happening? Well, this man in Hong Kong was obviously extremely horny and decided this metal bench was looking super sexy! Read more after the bump!
This man, named Xian, 41 years-old in Hong Kong was apparently feeling lonely and horny, and came across a really good-looking metal bench. Obviously he thought “what the hell… why not stick my penis in a hole on this bench?”
Anyway, long story short, the man became aroused and had a great time with the bench until he realized he could not get his penis out. His wanker was stuck!
Xian tried for some time until he finally got his cell phone and frantically called the emergency rescue.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. And they had no luck getting the guy’s penis unstuck.
Then doctors were called to the scene, and they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
Four long, painful hours later, doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Hopefully the guy, Xian, at least kissed the bench, and romanced it a little, maybe played a little AC/DC to set the mood.
In this situation you don’t know if you should feel sorry for the guy because he stooped to screwing a bench, or because his penis actually fit into one of those small holes.
Images/Source: news
2 comments
We know about AC/DC now don’t we!
He fell asleep while dating?