Jordan’s makeover.

Posted on April 5, 2008

Jordan went shopping with her husband Peter Andre on Thursday and my, what a shock that was. She looked thin and shrunken. Her face was gaunt and her skinny arms looked frail like old sticks. Her chest stuck out, slightly out of proportion to the rest of her body.

Jordan tried to smile for the cameras. The press has started speculating on the sources of her problems. Jordan had fought off allegations of bad parenting from her ex nanny. Her eldest son Harvey, 5, had a serious weight problem. She underwent breast reduction and a nose job. However, she had started a series of merchandize and would be raking in money. That should make her comfortable.

What was it that made her lose weight and form? Please click on thumbnails for the larger pics.