Bizarre Celebrity Kids Names

Posted on December 20, 2007

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Many of the celebrities on this list of bizarre kids names are artists – actors, actresses, and musicians. Well, their creativity – and possible craziness – comes through loud and clear when naming their little ones. What were they thinking? Check out some of these names:

Hopper Jack: Sean Penn’s son

Pirate: Jonathan Davis, lead singer of Korn’s son

Apple: Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter

Coco: Courtney Cox’s daughter

Tu Morrow: Rob Morrow’s daughter

Denim & Diesel: Toni Braxton’s sons

Reign Beau: Ving Rhames’s daughter

Puma: Erykah Badu’s daughter

Cash: Slash, lead guitarist of Guns & Roses, son

Story and Dream: Ginuwine, r&b artist, daughters

Pilot Inspektor: actor Jason Lee’s son

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn of Penn & Teller’s daughter

True Isabella Summer: Forest Whitaker’s daughter

Audio Science: actress Shannon Sossamon’s son

Phinnaeus & Hazel: Julia Robert’s twin daughter and son

Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldoff’s daughter

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldoff’s daughter

Pixie: Bob Geldoff’s daughter

Poppy Honey: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter

Dixie Boo:chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter

Dixie Dot: chef Jamie Oliver’s daughter

Bebe Bell: Anna Richardson’s daughter

Seven: Erykah Badu’s son

Brooklyn: David Beckham’s son

Romeo: David Beckham’s son

Cruz: David Beckham’s son

Banjo: actress Rachel Griffith’s son
Rebel: Sin City director Robert Rodriguez’s

Rocket: Sin City director Robert Rodriguez’s

Racer: Sin City director Robert Rodriguez’s

Rogue: Sin City director Robert Rodriguez’s

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson’s son

Saffron Sahara: Simon LeBon of Duran Duran’s daughter

Talua Pine: Simon LeBon’s daughter

Kyd Miller: David Duchovny’s son

Sonnet: Forest Whitaker’s daughter

Ocean: Forest Whitaker’s son

Magnus: Will Ferrell’s son

God’iss Love Stone: Lil’ Moe, r&b artist, daughter

Heaven: Lil’ Moe’s daughter

Rumer: Demi Moore’s daughter

Scout: Demi Moore’s daughter

Tallulah Belle: Demi Moore’s daughter

Freedom: Ving Rhames’s son

London: Slash’s son

Dweezil: Frank Zappa’s son

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa’s daughter

Eja: Shania Twain’s son

Satchel: Woody Allen & Mia Farrow’s son

Nell Marmalade: Helen Baxendale & David Eliot’s daughter

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: the late Michael Hutchence’s daughter

Pheonix Chi: Melanie C of the Spice Girls’s daughter

Mingus Lucien: Helena Bonham Carter’s son

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  1. KAT on

    ALL FOR THE SAKE OF “ORIGINALITY”! DO THESE PEOPLE NOT REALIZE THEIR POOR CHILDREN WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE WITH THOSE ATROCIOUS NAMES? IMBECILES!!!!

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  2. michelle on

    mingus lucien? HBC’s son’s called Billy Ray..

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  3. Katie on

    Mingus Lucien belongs to Helena Christensen, not Helena Bonham Carter. Her son is Billy Ray Burton, and her daughter is Indiana Rose.

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    [...] And speaking of stupid names how about the following? Jermain Jackson’s son Jermajesty, Jason Lee’s son Pilot Inspektor, Jonathan Davis’ son Pirate, Gwyneth (also pretty dumb) Paltrow’s daughter Apple, Rob Morrow’s daughter Tu Morrow, and Toni Braxton’s sons Denim and Diesel. (See dopey names here.) [...]

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