The slimming belt seduces these celebrities. Does it turn you on?
Posted on October 24, 2007 
Beyonce looks great in one of those wide, wide belts.
Celebrities who belt up:
Kate Faithfull, Beyonce, Jemima Khan, Samantha Janus, Jessica Stam, Naomi Campbell, Jamilia, Tar Palmer-Tomkinson, Gisele Bundchen, Michelle Yeoh, Mariah Carey and Beth Ditto.
The belt is a joke. It is a better, classier joke than Halle Berry’s joke that was posted here.
How does the belt work for the celebrity or for you? It displaces tummy flesh on either side of the belt. Hey, you’ll get instant breast/chest implants and wider, sexier, Mommy or Daddy hips.
The belt seduces with a tiny waist instead of hiding away the attractive asset. It has a real padlock. Different versions of this wide belt may have the locks situated at the back .You have to be a yoga practitioner or Houdini to lock yourself at the back, while facing forwards.
These high end fashion belts from Dolce & Gabbana cost £1,345 each. That’s the price of a used car in London.
How about it anyone?
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Source: Daily Mail
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