Old Spice Girls have new figures.

Posted on October 5, 2007

Victoria Beckham Oct 2007
Due to privacy and protectionism, the young one’s face has been blotted over.

All the Spice Girls are dieting to return to pristine form after a decade in retirement from active show biz. Geri Halliwell and Melanie Brown need to work out their flab and fads, while Victoria Beckham needs to work on putting on a convincing explanation for her extremely thin frame. This is the moment Vic has been waiting for.

Photos of Geri Halliwell and Mel B follow after the break.

Victoria sacrificed her new cosmetics launch in Japan when her estranged father-in-law, Ted Beckham, suffered a major heart attack. She remembered too well the previous major near breakdown in marital relations when Rebecca Loos came into the picture.

David Beckham has also taken the affairs of his father to heart. He has engaged a housekeeper and a chauffeur in spite of having mentioned ages ago that Beckham senior is too proud to accept charity from anyone.

Geri Halliwell looks good from the neck down.

Gerri Halliwell Oct 2007

Mel B looks great too. She said it hurts when she exercises hard to keep trim.

Mel B Oct 2007

For old times’ sakes, here are the Spice Girls in their hey days.

Spice Girls - Victoria, Emma Bunton, Mel B, Geri and Melanie Chisholm
Victoria, Emma Bunton, Mel B, Geri and Melanie Chisholm

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Sources: Daily Mail

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    Comments

    1. KAT on

      FANS MAY BE FOREVER SCARRED IF THEY HAVE TO LOOK UPON THOSE HIDEOUS, WRINKLED UP, OLD HAG FACES!!

    2. Hollywood-Celebrity-Gossip on

      I like her in her old day posh spice…

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