No break for Lindsay Lohan.

Weight lifting at Rehab.

New gossip about a rehabilitation clinic.

There’s a new Rehab makeover in Utah. It rehabs patients to return to dependence on substances. Lindsay Lohan currently stays inside one of these posh Rehabs. They are so pleased with her regression that they have decided to extend her stay indefinitely. Lindsay gave her approval by testing positive for cocaine. This is a humorous interpretation of some reported incident.

Glam shot of Lindsay after the break…

Pic: TheBosh.

Don’t you just love it when spies gate crash into a party of gossip tabloids? They were there to record Lindsay’s alleged consumption of alcohol, diet pills, prescription medication, alcohol and cocaine, but were not there to dissuade her. Everyone wants to be Lindsay’s friend and nobody can use tough love on her. The rehab staffers can’t do their job when a patient has mega star status like Lindsay. Lindsay’s father also had the rehab experience once upon a time. He was reported to have visited his daughter and signed her out to spend time at a secret location during one weekend.

Rehab is controversial. Another famous celebrity who exhibits post-rehab issues entertains the tabloids daily with new adventures. Basically, she does what she wants and the media writes about it. Britney Spears is another celebrity who attended rehab but appears to have gotten “the better” over it.

Sources: A Socialite’s Life

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