Will Tom Cruise fire his staff who farted sacrilegiously?

Posted on September 27, 2007

Tom Cruise, Sep 2007

Pic: AllieIsWired

Tom Cruise and his crew are in Berlin shooting “Valkyrie”, a dramatic movie on WW II. At one filming session on the set, Tom and his director, Bryan Singer, passed the directive to observe some silent time to reflect on the honorable deaths of the dead and show respect to the German authorities. The cast and crew obediently kept mum when suddenly, out of the blue, the loudest diversion happened. Horror of horrors, an American crew member broke wind and broke the silence.

Tom Cruise, Sep 2007, 2

Pic: azcentral

The canary who sings the news might know the secret but he or she isn’t that of a tattletale yet. The source revealed that Tom was furious. He is a Scientologist after all and his form of religious principles rules his roost. The minute of silence was recorded on tape and there is little doubt that the guilty will join the un-employment line.

Source: azcentral

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    Comments

    1. Auntie Maude on

      LOL! That’s a hilarious article. I love your site! Added it to my blogroll. :)

    2. Harrison Bergeron on

      Scientologists are freaks, and Tom Cruise is their king.

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