Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Charlotte Church bikini parties. Don’t get your panties / briefs in a wad.

Posted on September 22, 2007

Hello, its the Weekend Special!

Bikini beauties.

We bring you a special collection of non-bathing beauties and the disputable, gathered from the far reaches of the internet. Its exclusive because this has been compiled into one post. The crème a la crème from the outside and in.

Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are the proud parents of a daughter born out of wedlock. The hypocritical former church hymn singer rejoices in her own way. A christening might not be in order. Church is shown in an earlier photo frolicking in the waves of unwedded bliss’ ecstasy.

Nicole Richie brings the press into her family way of exhibitionism; The Nicole Richie Reality Show At Hawaii Beach. If you have it, flaunt it! Dearest Nicole, Happy Birthday at Hawaii!

Yes, ma’am, Nanny Madden is right behind ya, close at heels. Please drop a biscuit or bone.

Church and Richie pics are from Just Jared.

The paparazzi need to eat. So anybody who comes out into the open is fair game, including someone who parades in the back yard in un-matched lingerie. Guess who?