New crackdown on crackpot Britney Spears.

Britney Spears has been thoroughly speared and nailed to the wall. Judge Scott M. Gordon is no fan of the celebrity hell raiser. The long arm of the law threatens to snatch Sean and Jayden away from brittle Brit if she defaults on the Judge’s orders.

We might see Spears with the witch hair as the law enforcement officer calls for Spears to come in for the randomly conducted tests on alcohol and controlled substances.

Both Britney Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, have to observe a full set of parenting regulations. It is a long boring list that would make readers pass out. So to save us the pain, the gist of it has been digressed here.

Now, for the real juice – Britney Spears gets new eye glasses! They will help her drive better and save the bumpers and fenders of hundreds of cars.

Wait a second. That blouse looks familiar. It must be a re-incarnation of something I’ve sighted before. Remember here?

Spears goes green and teaches us about recycling mini-dresses. They come in handy as blouses. Or was that the other way around? Blouses make sexy mini-dresses and recycling them makes them good blouses again? Ooooo….. my poor head spins.

Source: Just Jared and Just Us here at stupids.

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