Shakira picks up a trick or two by sucking up to professors and prehistoric men. Buahaha.

Posted on September 14, 2007

Shakira

Either she has a cave man for a boyfriend or her Columbian instincts have kicked in. Waddya know, “Introduction to Western Civilization: Ancient Civilizations from Prehistory to Circa A.D. 843.” is the apple of her eye as she huddles in private corners of the lecture room to discuss the habits of ancient Man. I can just picture the Prof. holding back as he groans silently, gimme more. It is interesting that the bookie nerd denies recognizing Shakira but he obliges all those after class discussions to analyze the weak link. Unfortunately, the class ended on Thursday, September 13, at the University of California, Los Angeles.

Shakira has unexplained interest in history and foreign languages. She diligently studies the past history of Man and engages in communicating with modern Man by learning different languages even as she passes briefly through the foreign countries.

Do you think she will be back for the Professor?

Kidding.

Source: Yahoo! News. This is the latest in Yahoo’s goody two shoes nerdy celebrity news. At this time of posting, this news is just 56 minutes old.

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      Shakira has beauty, brains AND talent! God may have gotten a little heavy handed when handing out gifts to her.

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