Jenna Bush’s Engagement Announcement
Posted on August 18, 2007
Jenna Bush, one half of President and Laura Bush’s twin daughters, is making headlines with her recent engagement announcement to Henry Hager. The first lady’s office reports that Hager proposed to Jenna on Wednesday in Maine.
Hager is working on a master’s degree in business and is the son of John Hager who is the chairman of the Virginia Republican Party. Bush graduated from University of Texas at Austin with an English degree and has taught elementary school in Washington. She is reportedly preparing to launch a book tour this fall to promote a book she has written about a Latin American teen living with HIV-AIDS.
There’s a lot of buzz about whether Hager and Bush will marry at the White House. This could be America’s royal wedding if the couple decide on the White House as a wedding locale. There have been no details yet released concerning any details, date, or place.
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Ode to Bush
I like Bush in the general sense, when speaking of the hair that surrounds the female genitalia.
more on that later) She has a fat face and a pointy chin with two straight lines for eyebrows. She is destined to get ‘canckles’ very soon — you know what I mean — fat ass old lady ankles with vericose veins. Her toungue can take her a lot of places!
However when it comes to the first family I have a slightly different point of view.
Let us start with the daughters. First of all Barbara Bush looks like the bastard love child of Cheryl Hines of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and mayor Rudy Giuliani. She has a stupid fucking stuck up nose and has the homeliness of a 1930’s midwest schoolteacher. Jenna might as well be a chipmunk or hamster with a full load of nuts in her cheeks (no pun intended…
The above picture was taken when she left Bellingham December 12th 2006. She is being the typical snob that she is and is seen trying to rattle the people who were taking her picture. She was visiting me at Western Washington University slobbing my knob the night before. She failed her litmus test though. She used her teeth! Fucking bitch doesn’t even know how to give a decent blow job. I must admit her toungue is like a fucking bullwhip. She did things that I had only read about. Her pussy smells like a three day old crabcake that has been left out in the sun. What a fucking skank. Anyway… after the Secret Service agents had secured the block at the fire station adjacent to my apartment and then stood watch outside my house (down the street from campus), we made at it like wild… (um like banshees without care no doubt, yeah good words!) Anyway… The Secret Service had to wait outside and asked my roommate if she was going to spend the night. What a fucking LOSER! She wanted to marry me after only one night together. I kicked that bitch to the fucking curb. Fucking Republicans!
And the rest of the clan…
Laura Bush is a vapid robot on prozac. Her smile is as phoney as a three dollar bill.
George W. Bush is the cockiest mother fucker on the planet. He sways back and forth so easily he might as well be the fulcrum of a teeter-totter. He has no moral compass whatsoever and is a puppet for ANYONE that is around him (including me) to manipulate.
Sorry Harry,
Your ‘fiance’ was spotted once again at WWU covorting with the football team this fall. Evidently she has someone on the side. While nearly passed out at a party she again hooked up with her ‘part-time’ beau.
Anonymous, WWU