I’m not sure whats going on in her small brain of hers but she has reportedly taken up Budhism.

“Earlier this week, ‘The Simple Life’  star was spotted clutching the Bible and a self-help manual.

Lawyers for Paris, 26, have told the socialite she needs to “live like a nun” if she has any chance of evading jail. Paris has told friends she is quitting alcohol and partying and has replaced her skimpy outfits with a new demure look.”

What a fake ass…

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 Well Congradulations to Jordan Sparks, Americas’ newest Idol. 

 Jordan is a very talented young women who is going to do great in her future.  Blake lewis just didn’t make it but I think he will do great, hopefully he will team up with Chris Richardson and get a great band formed.

Who did you think was going to win Idol?

• Jordan Sparks
• Blake Lewis

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Directly after Eva Longoria and Tony Parkers’ July wedding, Eva has to travel back to LA to start shooting more episodes of Desperate Housewives.   I sort of feel bad for her that she cannot have a nice honeymoon with her husband but then when your making 6 figures per show who cares! 

 ”Eva Longoria will not have a honeymoon after her July wedding because she has to hurry back to work.
The ‘Desperate Housewives’ actress is due to wed Tony Parker in Paris on July 7 - and Eva is expected back on set two days later.
Eva told US People magazine: ‘I’m heading home right after the wedding. We start shooting July 9.”

 Best of luck to the two of you.

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Kate Hudson has been working out and is looking very fit and sexy. 

 These pictures were taken of her heading to the gym.

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 Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip.

I guess she was one of those kids who never learned how to put her hands infront of her when she fell. 

If you would like to see her with her nose job, watch American Idol tomorrow night and get a good look.

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This is just hilarious-  

To Paris:

“I’ve recently been asked to give “Survival in the Slammer” tips to someone named Paris Hilton. I’m not sure who this is… is she related to Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from “Welcome Back Kotter?” I guess it doesn’t matter.

It’s important to remember that a cavity search has nothing to do with your teeth. However, a”lady” will be looking in your various nooks and crannies for contraband (drugs, weapons, etc.) That doesn’t mean you can’t keep other things in your cavities like candy or shampoo, but contraband will be confiscated. This procedure will not be videotaped unless you specifically request it.

Since you’ll be staying in the”Special Needs Section” of the prison (and I’m not sure if this means you’re important or retarded), think of your cell as a special VIP club that only you can get into. Maybe Red Bull will sponsor it!

Getting out of jail is like getting out of a full body cast; it feels great, but you’ll be stinky and hairy when you emerge. It’s not uncommon for women getting out of prison to leave with a full goatee and unibrow, not to mention a “shag carpet.” Some nice inmate will probably offer to play beauty salon with you and give you a Brazilian bikini wax, but trust me, you won’t like the results.

Oh! And when the guards give you attitude, put them in their place by reminding them that your taxes pay their salary, so technically you’re their boss. Believe me — public servants never get sick of hearing that! I know I don’t.

That is all.

Have a Clemtastic time!

Deputy Clementine Johnson
Reno 911!

source- ONTD

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Ok I figured this one was quite obvious but maybe not-

“I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women. I think that’s why guys didn’t like me – because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them.”

source- ONTD

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are now broken up. I dont know why John Mayer dumped her, shes flippin sexy! On to more important things though, take a close look at that picture and noticed Jessica’s lop-sided breasts.

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